...."We at Rubber and Leather Unlimited feel we have the finest line of marital aids on the market today," he said while opening his case and removing some samples, "the leather is genuine softened calf's hide, all of our didos are made of the finest latex, and of course, our vibrators are come equipped with the most durable motors in the industry!!!" "My, my," she said softly while picking up a seven inch vibrator and inspecting it carefully, "you seem to be pretty proud of your products, do they have some sort of guarantee!?!" Of course they do," he said quickly, "I think that you'll find that my company will stand behind it products better that anyone in the industry!!! "A very impressive demonstration, if I may say so, Ham," she said softly, "but I'd like to see how some of your products operate, do you think you could show me!?!" "Ma'am," he questioned, "uh, how do you mean, show me how they work!?!" "Just what I said," she replied casually, "Take this vibrator for example, show me how it works!!!" "Oh," he said in a relieved voice while taking the medium sized hummer out of her hand and turning the switch to the on position, "just like that," as it buzzed merrily away!!! "No, no," she said sternly, "I think I know how to throw a switch, I want a demonstration, I want to see it work on a real live person!!!"

Hampton sat dumbfounded unable to speak for a moment, but after regaining his bearings, he asked incredulously, "Uh, who is the person you had in mind!?!" After letting his question hand in the air for a moment, she replied softly ...read on